Drunken Soldier

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Ugh. Those mice were giving me whiskey watered down with norn ale. As soon as I can see straight, they're going to pay.

Sleep it off first. With a clear head, you'll know they aren't worth it.

What? It's a moral imperative to show them you don't mess with me. And you don't water down charr whiskey.

Suit yourself.

Ha! Can't handle your booze, can you?

You, what's your name? I think you just made my list.

<Character name>. And don't forget it.

Count your days, <Character name>. I'lll[sic] show you what...zzzzzzzzzz.

Real intimidating. Try not to drool into your fur.

Heh. Gotta go.

Good-bye.

Greets: I'll skin someone for this!; (belching); (moaning); (snoring)